GEAR ENVY: Hygienna Solo Bidet

GEAR ENVY: Hygienna Solo Bidet

Who hates having to lug toilet paper around camping? I know, it’s a bloody chore and if you forget it you’re gonna have to sacrifice a sock or something to get the job finished. Shame a bidet is out of the question right? WRONG! Thanks to these guys, a bidet is now totally an option! Now I’m sure there are people out there who greatly value this product, but I’m sorry people….this week’s GEAR ENVY is a bit of a piss-take. It’s the Hygienna Solo Bidet.

Solo_ProductPanel_home_teal_grandeThis little unit weighs in at 15 grams and a total length of 3 inches. It’s universal fit means that should you misplace your only bidet bottle it is highly likely that you could get away with pinching your buddy’s drink bottle for a few minutes to finish the deed. The specially angled nozzle and shower head deliver a gentle cleansing action to the desired area (most likely your behind region, but we’ve gotta leave these things open for exceptional cases right?).

Another feature which I believe is somewhat understated is the ability to fit many Coke and Pepsi bottles; absolute genius! We have all heard the stories about how Coke is such a good degreaser! Perfect for those stubborn stains. Need a little more “Ooomph”? Drop a Mentos in that Coke bottle…..nuff said.

Guess you wanna know where it’s from? Head to the Hygienna Website where they can be had for the low low price of $9.95 US.

Alex

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